The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: JulieGate and The Dream Team

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

JulieGate and The Dream Team

Things are winding down at BlogWarts Castle. The Royal Canadian Horsemen are clamming up in front of the committee, and they will get nowhere. Even the appearance of the lovely Julie will do little to dispel the Puffin gloom.

Our Send Them Darth Turncoat plan is working far better than expected, and there is total carbon tax confusion in the Puffin ranks.

The real interest is of course south of the border, where the Obama brat is spinning out of control. I'm looking for a union of the two great old parties to carry the day! Here's the big ticket - McCain and Hillary, buddies for ever.

I know who I'd choose as my running mate.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)