The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper

Jeez what a weekend for old blue-eyes. A command performance at the National Arts Centre with the Yo Yo Man [Commanded by Laureen? - Ed] , ...

Welcome back to Hogwarts on the Rideau. I'm pleased to announce that Count Ignatula will be head boy this term, with responsibilities fo...

You can tell this pix is fake. His buttons are not pearly, and there should be two breast pockets with triangular flaps. Plus where's t...

You did your best. God speed.

My heart is increasingly going out to my esteemed colleague across the floor, Count Ignatula the Public Intellectual, as he braves a growing...

Apparently an election is not in the cards for at least a year (Three? - Ed.) , but we've got to keep the troops in fighting trim, and ...

You wouldn't believe the cranky e-mail we are getting about Buttman's alleged cartel-like behaviour in not letting Ballsley acquire ...

Checking in from the medieval delights of Kandahar city, and the staff just briefed me on a shocking article in Torostar, that Dr. Dwalla is...

What? Huh? Did something happen last week in Vancouver? Oh, yeah the Canucks started round 2. Meanwhile I'm seriously contemplating sett...

Just got handed True Patriot Love . ZZZZZ - what a lame read. Clearly Count Ignatula writes his own stuff. At least Jack Kennedy had his own...

Here's Mikey the Mike talking about his hereditary title, which does not exist. We've researched this exhaustively with a team of g...

Lighten up, everybody. This is just an exorcism exercise to prevent Puffin demonization of Yours Truly by Torostar and the Canadian People...

Curiouser and curiouser. Kory's krack research team has come up with some interesting material on Count Ignatula that I should share wi...

Guy says if it doesn't pan out, the Count can always get a job on TV Ontario. Here's a clip from ten years ago. He lost me at about ...

Now the Count says he wants to raise taxes to pay for the Recession. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. The plan is, we wait till prosper...

There was a lot of goofing around at the G-20, and I kind of felt shut out from the cooler kids, but they're just jealous because we hav...

Hopefully my Manning speech in the Star, Only Conservatism Can Lead Canada Forward , will appeal to all those exhausted Canadian leftists wh...

This Just In Over the Transom : After John Iveson's article , a lot of people were wondering who is this "theGritGirl". No sh...

Apparently the new president is running into some heavy weather on his big tax plan. Seems to me he's turning into the American equival...

I'm still basking in the glow of the visit from my new friend Barry, even though he still has a tendency to want to hog the spotlight, a...

It's clear that some of the great Obama charisma has rubbed off on me, to the detriment of the Leader of the Opposition, Count Ignatula,...

This kind of thing is great for Brand Canada: I'm still getting feelers from the Republicans about running for them next time. Sorry gu...

President Barry, if I can get personal for a moment, you're a great orator, but you're no economist - not even Chicago School - so h...

Of course we're all fascinated by the spectacle of a public intellectual like Count Ignatula holding court within these hallowed walls. ...

In what journalists are calling Catgate or even worse, Pussygate, (Catscam? - Ed.) a senior Ignatieff advisor has been forced to recant bef...

Dear Fake Interim Leader of the Opposition: Look, don't be so shocked. It's just my brand new multi billion dollar coalition style ...

I'd kill for these headlines: - "A Day When Even the Seagulls Were Awed" - "Cheney Exiting Like 'Dr. Strangelove'...

I see tough talking Mikey the Mike is still wandering in La La land. In a recent Le Devoir interview , he said that he will reject any Con...

Congratulations to you, the new leader of Obamastan, and I'm delighted you're paying us a visit first. Look Barry, if I can get pers...

Warning: Puffinomics eruption. So Mikey the Mike says "Stephen Harper spent the government down to the red line in good times," a...