The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: McKenna New Liberal Leader

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

McKenna New Liberal Leader

A friend of mine in Montreal, who shall go nameless, has just thumbed me that a new Puffin Party Leader ~~in Waiting~~ has been chosen, and he is Frank McKenna. A tad past his due date but still an excellent choice. I look forward to crossing metaphorical swords in the Commons.

Installation will be within the next twelve months.

I'm sure all Canadians join me in welcoming back a man who can lead the pathetic Puffins to a glorious new future on the opposition benches.

God Bless New Brunswick.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)