The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Delacarte Discovers Disturbing Trend

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Delacarte Discovers Disturbing Trend

Torostar diva and former Paul Martin insider Susan Delacarte is a pillar of the unholy trinity of the One Front Street High School Yearbook Team, the Canadian Peoples Agitprop Network and the Puffin Party of Canada.
In her latest slow news day musing, Is there a Trend here?, this journo-nanny is shocked, YES SHOCKED, that righteous Conservatives such as myself should think there would ever be such a thing as collusion among these dark forces.
If I could be unparliamentary for a moment, this is simply:

So Susan, cut the crap. Nobody believes this kind of thing any more. Even you don't. Welcome to the twenty-first century.

Pix: Torostar, Saskatchewan Union of Satiric Photoshoppers

In other news, Torostar Corp. is cutting 160 jobs and taking a $21-million charge in a restructuring of its newspaper division amid continued weakness in the industry....

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)