The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Obama With Media Disciples

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Obama With Media Disciples

Here's a lovely picture of THE EXPERIENCED ONE surrounded by his adoring media groupies. Apparently he's just cured little Chrissie Matthews of MSNBC of a shooting pain in his leg.

Sometimes I feel jealous that I don't have the same advantages of a tame press as they do in the US of A. Instead I have to deal with grumpy commentators like Andrew Coin.

Sorry kiddies, if I can figure out whether this loaves and fishes thing is better than free markets, I'll let you know. In the meantime, business as usual.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)