The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Warren Kinsella is Grit Girl

Friday, March 13, 2009

Warren Kinsella is Grit Girl

This Just In Over the Transom: After John Iveson's article, a lot of people were wondering who is this "theGritGirl". No she's not Krista Ericson, although several Puffins wish she was.

Surprise, we've just learned she doesn't exist; she's just a fantasy of Warren and his New Grit War Room. Grit Girl is the name of a dutch punk band.

Catmeat and the Puffin Band. What a bunch of headbangers.

Pretty decent production values for something coming out of a basement home video studio.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)