Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Pablo 'n' Kristagate

I predict that the Puffin members of the so-called Ethics Committee, desperately thumbing BlackBerry messages to and fro with their allies at our "National Broadcaster", will continue to bore Canadians by trying to link Yours Truly with the ever-entrepreneurial Person Who Must Not be Named, while totally ignoring their own home-baked scandal - yes I'm talking about Pablo 'n' Kristagate.
PS: Doug tells me that Pablito was the Quebec Chair of Count Ignatula's candidacy during his campaign for the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada. Curiouser and curioser.

The buzz around the office, of course, has been, "are these two cute moppets an item?" Wink wink, nudge nudge. Sandra is attempting to lock down such salacious talk, urging staff to "take the high road".

The tastiest piece of evidence seems to be John Cruikshank's admission that journalista Krista was spoon-feeding TWO Puffin members of the so-called Ethics Committee. You'll be relieved to know that our crack investigative team is on the case.