The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Whew, What a Téléroman!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Whew, What a Téléroman!

Sorry about that Maxime, but enough is enough. This is no episode of Virginie or Rumeurs, you know. The bad guys in Julie's show are real bad guys.

What really annoys me is the fact that none of the reporters knew that Vachon cakes are made in the Beauce, that you were not handing them out in Afghanistan just for a laugh, but to make a point to the good guys of the 22eme Régiment that we're keeping the home fires burning.

Hey, that's politics. Thank God I can crank up the Challenger and jet off to Europe for a few days to avoid the gloating coming from Bobama Rae and the Count.

Just so long as it's the Hells who are not gloating.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)