Friday, August 10, 2007

Jeez What a Summer

Trust me, troops, I'm doing all I can on the rubber chicken curcuit. Now it's rubber moose. I'm up north of 60, trying to get somebody with an ice auger to fly to the Pole and drill a hole so I can drop a lead-weighted Maple Leaf on top of Poutine's pathetic tricolour.

Whew! Here's Poutine at the North Pole just before he got into his mini-sub. Jeez, he looks like the bad guy in Red October. Maybe Ben's right and I should take up karate.