The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Puffins Lay Another Egg

Monday, March 3, 2008

Puffins Lay Another Egg

This time they may have gone too far. It's fine to utter such blather in the House, but not very wise out in the real world.

Is this the same gang of idiots who brought us "Guns in the Streets?"

This just in: It appears it's a NEW gang of idiots attached to BC political wunderkind Mark Parisol, architect of the amazing leadership victory of Backpack Boy.

Keep on Puffin!

PS: The The Libel Notice...

Suffice it to say, none of the allegations has been proven in court.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)