The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Justin Time

Monday, November 24, 2008

Justin Time

The Justin Child has just given his maiden speech in the Commons and I'm sorry I missed it. Jetting around the world, you know, trying to patch the hot air balloon of global credit.

Can you believe it? The young PET pup spoke not on helping other people around the world, not on justice, not on his blessed father, not even on his grail quest, but on THE ECONOMY. Hilarious.

Note he's driving home the Puffin spin, and demonizing Yours Truly for driving Canada into deficit, blah blah, blah, when what we did was restore to Canadian taxpayers, through GST cuts, a mountain of surplus amassed by Mister Dithers. Apparently our actions were not "socially responsible." ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.

Looks like a repeat of the last session, if the Puffins keep up this BS.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)