The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Bobama Rae Deeply Embarassed

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Bobama Rae Deeply Embarassed

SpokesPuffin Bobama Rae couldn't afford to hire his own speechwriter, so he's making it up as he goes along.

I have this to say about his recent embarassing passing of wind by the mouth.

"This isn't just deeply embarrassing for Mr. Bobama Rae — he would have been expelled from Blowhard Collegiate, let alone a university, for pulling this stunt (it's called verbal marshmallowing) — but it speaks to the heart of what is deeply wrong with the old National Dope Party (N.D.P.), which kicked him out, and the current pretend Democratic Liberal party of which he is the putative leader."

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Pix: Bobama in a serious moment, by Frank Gunn/CP (Thinking about that pesky haemerroid? - Ed)

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)