The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Obama Spin Doctor Meets Megyn Kelly

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Obama Spin Doctor Meets Megyn Kelly

Such a polite Obamatron...

In one of his Little Red Broadcasts, the Dear Leader spoke of the "tendency to lose track of the political and community organizing and activities on the ground that are able to put together the actual coalitions of power through which you bring about redistributive change."

The One posits that Americans should "break free from the essential constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the Constitution."

"I am not optimistic about bringing about redistributive change through the courts. The institution just isn't structured that way."

In other words, don't bother about the courts and the law. The way to give everybody bread and circuses and fake mortgages is through politics.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)