Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Hey, I'm Running for President

My friends, fresh from my electoral triumph in Canada, and with the Puffin Party in disarray, I've agreed to help out our cousins in the Republican Party by taking over from John McCain in this, the final week of the campaign.

Obama is such a fake, and if anybody can beat Fake Obama, I can.

I realize that having a virtual unknown such as myself come out of nowhere may be a bit of a shock to many Americans, but my main platform - to impose the Canadian banking system on the US - will I think help us save the day.

I'm Fake Stephen Harper and I approved this message.
PS. Click HERE to see the start of my campaign.