The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Book Promotion at the Ethics Committee

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Book Promotion at the Ethics Committee

I don't know about you, but I found last week at the so-called Ethics Committee a real yawner. They finally persuaded retired journalista Steffie Camero to fly to Ottawa and testify, (Did they offer her immunity? - Ed.) but all she did was promote her new book (right) about working deep cover for the Petit Gars, Marko Lalond, Karlheinz57 and their goons. I can't wait till it hits the newsstands. Maybe we'll see it serialized in the Torostar.

Pix: Thanks to Pierre Auguste, Canadian Union of Public Satirists (Motto: "Your Tax Dollars at Work")

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)