Friday, February 29, 2008

Rick Mercer Defects to Puffins

After months of dithering, it appears that so-called comedian Rick Mercer has imbibed the Kool-Aid and gone over to the New Liberals. A new Canadian Obamessiah? We're not holding our breath.

Some of our more enthusiastic BC operatives wanted to rough up Rick, maybe taser him in the gonads, but I nixed that. (What about waterboarding? - Ed.)

Also I want to categorically deny that any of them had any success in inducing Mercer to accept an insurance policy in exchange for not jumping aboard the Backpack Boy Bandwagon.

All I can say is, our loss is their gain. Sniff. I thought we were friends.