Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Gospel According to Torostar

It's clear my makeover worked!

Puffin propagandist Susan Delacarte and her high school yearbook team at Number One Front Street are now featuring me as "known to be scripted, aloof and unknowable".

So instead of hating me, the Puffin prognosticators are busy setting me up as kind of a ghostly cardboard cult leader that nobody can figure out. Howard Hughes, anybody? Citizen Kane? Dumbledore? Valdemort?

Anyway, nice try, Starbots, and Keep on Puffin!
Pix:Raffi Anderian, Torstar