The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Everybody Wants to Be Obama!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Everybody Wants to Be Obama!

Including Count Ignatula, who's wearing his heart on his sleeve over the Great Obamaguy. "Let's hope a revival of liberal hope south of the border gives liberals a boost here in Canada."

I know the Count and his sidekick Bobbie Rae are really lusting to take over, but I don't think this would be good for Canadian unity. I'm kind of hoping for someone younger, ideally Justin TrueDoh or even Belinda Stronach.

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)