The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Demonize Stephen Harper Contest

Monday, September 8, 2008

Demonize Stephen Harper Contest

The kids found this whopper on the Darth Turncoat site.* Of course Ben and his school friends think it's pretty cool. Not being a gamer myself, I'm not so sure.

Guy Giorno, who has had direct field experience dealing with the demonization of a guy name of Harris by the teachers unions of Ontario, feels that this is obviously the beginnings of a movement. But he nixed hiring a campaign exorcist.

Please send us any photoshop demonizations you find and we will publish them here. First prize is an absolutely FREE three month trial subscription to the online edition of Torostar. Second prize is an absolutely FREE six month trial subscription to the online edition of Torostar....

* (since removed)

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)