The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Fanny & Freddy & Obama & Pals

Friday, September 19, 2008

Fanny & Freddy & Obama & Pals

This just in from the YouTube Monitoring Committee:

Whew, I sure hope the Puffins don't import this chapter of the Obama playbook.

So this is what's behind all those shenanigans on Wall Street......

PS: Top six members of Congress: campaign contributions from Lehman Brothers employees, 1989-2008

Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y. $409,980
Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill. $395,574
Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. $181,450
Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn. $165,800
Sen. Joe Lieberman, I-Conn. $165,450
Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. $151,664

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)