The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Is Bobama Rae the Real Leader of the Puffin Party of Canada?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Is Bobama Rae the Real Leader of the Puffin Party of Canada?

All the signs point that way, and to a hidden agenda for Canada.

Canadians want to know:

• What are the specific terms of the deal Bobama Rae made to leave the National Dope Party (N.D.P.) and join the ~~Marijuana~~ Puffin Party of Canada?

• How much money have Bobama Rae, the Puffin Party or other government spending activists raised to derail Stéphane Dion's Green Shaft campaign?

• How do the Puffins still plan to use these secret funds now that they are beginning to distance themselves from their green activist supporters?

• How many other Puffin insiders have close ties with extreme wings of the secretive ~~Maurice Strong~~ Kyoto movement based at Harvard University?

• Where is Garth Turncoat hiding, and has he ever inhaled like Barack Obama?

• Will Backpack Boy be struck with a mysterious ailment next week just before the leaders debate, and his place taken by Bobama?

• Is there any hidden sexual or political meaning to the term "Come Clean"?

Keep on Puffin.

Sources:
• N.D.P. News Release "Liberals Must Come Clean"
• Puffin Release: "Layton must come clean on Marijuana Party deal"

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)