The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: NDP Forced to Reap What it Sowed

Friday, September 19, 2008

NDP Forced to Reap What it Sowed

The N.D.P. today announced the dropping of yet another stoner candidate trying to crack the political glass ceiling. Apparently one of these send-up artists was involved with the Vancouver Seed Bank, "a business that sells Peruvian coca seedlings." Uh-oh. I believe the Criminal Code of Canada addresses this kind of (agri)cultural activity. Here's National Dope Party leader Jack Layton in a day-glo vest trying to bogart some of the youth, back in 2003.

Jeez what a weird election this is turning out to be...

Video: DopeTV

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)