The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Good Morning, Old Fellow

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Good Morning, Old Fellow

Welcome back to Parliament Hill!

We'll all be watching the show. When you get around to it, don't forget to mention all the Libranos who were also on your payroll. Thanks and God speed.

Oh, and if you can't make it to the official enquiry, well then that's politics.

PS: Don't forget, this Ethics Committee business is called Plan Smear Harper. It's a desperate attempt to salvage the Puffin Party of Canada brand. Nothing more, nothing less.

Pix: Kevin Frayer (CP)

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)