The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Star Disgusted by My Uncaring, Unfeeling, Hard-Right Gutter Tactics

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Star Disgusted by My Uncaring, Unfeeling, Hard-Right Gutter Tactics

My hostile, arrogant research team have discovered more Puffinalia greenhouse gas wafting this way from Trawna, the last stronghold of old Grit intransigeance left in Canada, now whipping itself into a frenzy of Harperphobia™.

It's Torostar's Canadian Political Science For Dummies™ crusade! And once again they have me eating babies with the headline, How low will Prime Minister Stephen Harper go to score cheap and dirty political points against his opponents?

As Pierre once said, "Just watch me."

Pix: Harper Eating Babies, by Francisco Torostar, Natural Gallery of Canada

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)