The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: More Puffins Fingered

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

More Puffins Fingered

Now it seems Trudeau-Créton Cabinet heavyweight and ex Canada Post Supreme Ruler André Wallet was also involved in the Bear Head project for Thyssen, a contract that was won instead by General Motors. Not entirely unexpected.

And the old German-Canadian Bribemeister is back at it again today, promising more hot revelations.

This is getting really tiresome. What'll it be next, thinly disguised blackmail?

What was that quote from Count Ignatula back in the summer? - that the Puffin Party "lays an egg a year, flaps its wings a lot and tries to hide its own excrement." It's all starting to make sense: the egg was Stéphane Dion, the flap was Kyoto, and the excrement is now.

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Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)