The Secret Diary of Stephen Harper: Stop Piling On Stéphane

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Stop Piling On Stéphane

I would like to take this opportunity to remind all True Blue Conservatives that Stéphane Dion is a good guy and a great Canadian, and a better Liberal than all those sleazy characters who infested Ottawa during the dark days. So I say to you pack journalists and camp followers, lay off M. Dion. The fun is over. Don't gloat. We have some policies to debate and bills to pass.

I'll have to lay off this blog a bit, and dedicate most of my time to ramming our uncaring, unfeeling, right-wing agenda through Parliament. Wish me luck.

PS: I got a lot of complaints about this blog entry. OK, OK, cool your jets. So Backpack Boy is a bit obsessive compulsive about Kyoto, but hey, his heart's in the right place, capiche?

Talk Tough Like Mike

•“Look, this is America and you have to decide what kind of country you want. This is your country as much as it is mine.” - 2004
*"Look, if I lose, I'll just move back to Massachusetts." - to the Harvard Crimson newspaper - 2006
*“If you mess with me, I’ll mess with you until I’m done.”
• "You're looking at someone who turned down the chance to become Prime Minister of Canada, and I did so, in part, because I felt it would divide the country."
• “I don’t need any lessons in legitimacy from Harper.”
• “He knows where to find me.”
• "He's creating a parliamentary crisis and dividing the country."
• "It’s his budget, not mine."
• "It's up to Harper to make the right decision and up to me to decide if he made it."
• "We're putting the government on probation."
•"Mr. Harper, your time is up.”
*"This is a prime minister who a year ago was trying to make you embarrassed if you liked opera or classical music or the ballet or poetry. I mean, come on, let's get over this. You can like hockey, you can like classical music. Let's stop playing Canadian against Canadian and taste against taste."

The Susan Delacarte Stephen Harper Attack Thesaurus (Under Construction)